Four idiot Australian soldiers are kidnapped behind enemy lines and strike a deal with their captors to make the world's most elaborate hostage videos.

The boys' story starts to gain traction online, raising the ire of the officials who sent them there, but attracting disgraced journalist Josie Justice to rebuild her career on the back of their growing fame.

The boys must raise the stakes and deliver Director Bustard exactly what he wants! Notoriety on a world scale - exactly what mercenary 'The Dingo' is sent in to nip in the bud.

When Phil takes a bullet where it hurts, Rowdy must suck up all his courage to help get it out.

Ropeable at being cut out of their own story, the boys give one last effort to wrestle back control of the narrative.

With Sean Penn on his way to Behati-Prinsloo to trade places with the boys, Director Bustard commits to letting the boys go home, and to hugging Penn.