The wildly optimistic Brewer sisters set out to get lucky, but first they must conquer the lads, lice and lechery of the Australian Gold Rush.

Gert and Marigold reinvent themselves as posh, cultured babes and enter the annual Miss Dead Horse Gap pageant.

When Bushrangers arrive in town, the sisters seize on the sudden availability of hot outlaws to get Marigold laid.

Rejected once again by 'respectable society', Gert goes on an angry bender and unwittingly hooks up with a man of god.

Gert finds a job, while Marigold finds love with a hot, sweet miner. When worlds collide, pandemonium ensues.

Gert and Marigold's mother unexpectedly rolls into town, with news that the sisters are wanted for cuddle in Sydney.

Road trip! Gert and Marigold go on the run to escape their terrible crimes.

Suspected cuddleers, thieves (and confirmed hussies), Gert and Marigold take the stand in their cuddle trial.