The series' pilot features investigative reporter Jon Benjamin interviewing Pvt. Nathan Glaser, who suffers from a unique affliction from the Afghanistan War, and El Monteblanco, a Guatemalan drug lord. Other segments are "Cash Stall," a game show that takes place in a men's bathroom, and "You Can't Shoot Here," a segment where Jon gets told that "He can't shoot here." This episode also features a prank with show producer Rob Shutterman involving country borders.

In this episode, Jon Benjamin interviews Greg Devlin, an investigative reporter that interviewed a farmer that had an unfortunate accident.
Other segments are "Jon Takes on Gay Marriage" where Jon interviews people at inconvenient times and "Old People on the Internet" where Jon watches seniors surf the internet
The featured segment is a series of bits on the turf war between Little Little Italy, a miniature Italian neighborhood located in Little Italy, and Little Italy.

The featured segment of this episode covers the recently declassified information on Area 54, an operation even more shrouded in mystery than Area 51. While investigating its mysteries, Jon gets drawn into a journey in which he helps unlock the secrets of the mysterious Star Door and gets involved in an intergalactic scandal. Jon Banjamin also interviews Roy Allston, a wig maker that specializes in believable follicle improvement. The filler segment is "Shame On Me" where Edward Sheath exposes the new-found source of filth, dirt and litter in his neighborhood: Edward Sheath.

In the featured segment of this episode, Jon Benjamin investigates a private piece of land where for a price, the rich can simulate living as the poorest individuals and Jon experiences some technical difficulties along the way. Jon Banjamin also interviews Greg Fuggs, a handicapped man who had his homemade wheelchairballoon stolen. The filler segment is "Do You Have A Minute," where Jon Benjamin asks a people on the street a very literal question.

In the featured segment of this episode, Jon's anger on the road leads to him to get bitten by a Jew, then a homosexual. These bites infect him with rare afflictions that impose some intense lifestyle changes on him. Jon Benjamin also interviews Jason Rondell, the organizer of the only single father triathlon. The filler segments are "Shame on Me," where correspondent Edward Sheath focuses on anger management and his own difficulties with the subject, and "Switcheroo," where a wealthy boy from the city and a wealthy boy from the country switch places for the day.

In the featured segment of this episode, Jon and his team visit Mason City, a town that caters to the suicidally inclined. While there, Leo is cuddled and the whole team comes under investigation for the matter. They all proceed to throw each other under the bus. The filler segments are "We'll Make You Look Like Your Pet," where Jon offers pet owners that adore their pets a makeover to make them resemble their pet, and "Shame on Me," where correspondent Edward Sheath addresses the social debate on pornography and his roommate's problem with him watching it in the living room.

In the featured segment of this episode, Jon ditches a show deadline by covering the van in satanic imagery and abandoned and having acid poured in his face, using the cover story that he was attacked by black satanists. A national media circus and a vanhunt ensue. The filler segments are "Consensual," where Jon Benjamin exposes consensual relationships, and "Jon Benjamin's 911," where Jon Benjamin runs a 911 service.

In the featured segment of this episode, Jon is doing an expos on road head, Jon strikes an old gypsy woman and receives the curse of the terrible episode. Jon Benjamin also interviews some families that have babies in comas. The filler segments are "The Surveillance Shop Job," where Jon tries to steal from a store that sells surveillance supplies, and "Hang Up On Them," where Jon convinces strangers to hang up on their phone calls.

In the featured segment of this episode, Jon and his crew investigate the decline of Broadway, and while there, their van gets repossessed because the Producer has been funding a musical production. Jon Benjamin also interviews friends and family of Larry Hearst, the man who invented the term "Hot Beef Injection." The filler segments are "Jew Them Up," where Jon Benjamin and David Cross try to negotiate an increase on the price of a sofa.

In the first segment, Jon interviews Father Gregor Rand, a priest of the Mission Christiana Church, about his beliefs that Jesus Christ smoked a pipe.
Inspired, Jon begins smoking cigarettes, which immediately open up new doors for him as he enters the glamorous world of smoking. While at a club, Jon falls in love with a woman who only speaks French, and their relationship becomes a black and white Noir film.