In the semi-finals the comedians perform on stage before an audience and even more judges. But, before the show-down, the comics had a party on the bus from the airport to the hotel. At the theater, they were divided into two groups of twenty. Ten from each group moved on.

Dangle tells everyone that he is leaving because he got a promotion and they will go to dinner to celebrate. But Jones got tickets on the same night to the sold out game.

Guest: Morgan Spurlock (Super Size Me)

Segments: Justice Department Memos Offer Legal Rationale for Use of Torture,

One Note Says Geneva Conventions Don't Apply When It Comes To President

Ashcroft Refuses To Turn Over Memos, Biden Reminds Him Why Conventions Exist

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