Odo begins to give Quark a hard time about Deep Space Nine's rules and regulations, making running his establishment difficult. That is, until Quark sees that Odo's love for Major Kira has created the perfect way to distract Odo and earn profit. Meanwhile, returning from a convoy mission, a very tired Defiant crew answers a distress call from a Starfleet Captain whose ship crashed on an inhospitable planet. With the clock ticking to rescue her, the Defiant is pushed to its limits while the crew keeps the stranded captain company.

Mr. Garrison assigns the class to ask Vietnam veterans they know about their experiences. The boys go to Jimbo and Ned, who now have a hunting show opposite "Jesus and Pals." Their story is so outrageous, Mr. Garrison fails them for cheating. The boys get seek revenge by sending Jimbo and Ned phony videos depicting the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka, which causes any one who gazes upon it to become catatonic.

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