Guest: None

Segments: Bush Reverses Policy to Get UN Support to Rebuild Iraq

Gaywatch (First US Gay High School Opens in NYC; Russian Priest Faces

Excommunication After Marrying Two Men)

Produce Pete w/ Steve Carell (Cabbages)

Stacey Grenrock-Woods (Idiot Protester)

Round 1
Dantomkia v Hypno-Disc v S.M.I.D.S.Y. v Sir Chromalot
Dantomkia beat Hypno-Disc via Out Of Arena. Sir Chromalot lost via Out Of Arena to Matilda's flywheel.
Qualifers: Dantomkia and S.M.I.D.S.Y.
Barberous v Iron Awe 2.0 v Terrorhurtz v Vader
Terrorhurtz beat Vader via Knock Out. Matilda then knocked Vader Out Of The Arena with the flywheel. Barberous and Iron Awe 2.0 both got immobile after Iron Awe 2 attacked Barberous. Terrorhurtz put Barberous down the pit but the judges decided who went through from Barberous and Iron Awe 2.0 They chose Iron Awe 2.0
Qualifiers: Iron Awe 2.0 and Terrorhurtz

Round 2
Dantomkia v Iron Awe 2.0
Winner: Dantomkia via Out Of Arena
S.M.I.D.S.Y. v Terrorhurtz
Winner: Terrorhurtz via Knock Out

Round 3
Dantomkia v Terrorhurtz
Winner: Terrorhurtz via Knock Out

Final
Terrorhurtz v Tornado
Winner: Tornado via pit in just 20 seconds!