Philadelphia, PA - Officer Neil Carr chases a young man on a bicycle who swallows his drugs. Spokane, WA - Officer Brian Eckersley responds to a call where a business owner sits on a rottweiler dog to keep it from biting anyone. Des Moines, IA - Officer Mike Moody observes a biker outside a bar in an altercation with his girlfriend.

Live from New York, it's... Ben Affleck, Rachel Dratch, Jimmy Fallon, and Seth Meyers!



Sketches Include "Donnie Bartalotti's Gay Wedding," "Z105," "Gigli Filming," "Only Bangkok" (three parts), "The Making of the Passion of the Dumpty/George W. Bush Campaign Commercials" (cartoon), "Appalachian Emergency Room," "Top O'The Morning," "Donnie G. and Sidecar," and "The Full Moon Killer."



N.E.R.D performed "Maybe" and "She Wants To Move."

The UK Championship has ended, but we still want to keep Robot Wars alive, and by doing that, we're going to have a little treat. We're going to have an Annihilator! 6 robots enter, only 1 can be champion! And if that's not enough, we're going to have a House Robot Rebellion! Gravity and Behemoth, the House Robots' worst enemies want revenge and they want it now!! SO LET THE WARS BEGIN!!
Raging Knightmare From: Leichestershire Weight: 98 Kilos Dimensions: 0.25M X 0.96M X 0.83M Power: 2 X 750W Electric Motors Weapons: Flipper Strengths: High Powered Weaponry Weaknesses: Lightweight Body Armor Team Captain: Nigel Pagey With: Lee and Malcolm Summers
Robochicken From: Devon Weight: 99 Kilos Dimensions: 0.74M X 1.35M X 0.95M Power: 750W Electric Motor Weapons: Flipper and Spinning Disc Strengths: Weaponry Weaknesses: The Team Team Captain: Jason Snow With: Farren White and Alec Dick
Ewe 2 From: Northamptonshire Weight: 98 Kilos Dimensions: 0.42M X 0