Stardate: Unknown Voyager finds and beams aboard a deactivated humanoid robot floating in space. Torres is intrigued, and tries to reactivate it, with alarming results.

He must be a crying-on-the-inside kind. A bomb-toting clown holds Philip ,Carlton and Will hostage.

Helen of Troy summons Xena and asks her to help end the war between the Greeks and the Trojans, that began over her.

Caroline blames herself after a victim drowns after a nighttime rescue. Spurred on by Neely, Caroline takes a walk on the wild side.

Murphy is the reluctant winner of an interview with a celebrity who's never given one. Just as she gets into doing the whole "fluff" piece, a real news story breaks out. The network decides they want to continue with the "fluff" but will Murphy sacrifice her journalistic integrity?

Stewart goes missing, and his mom calls on Beavis and Butt-head to help find him.