(12:52 AM Street Patrol) Officer Gene Hulley has been there 3 years. It's all he ever wanted to do, all he could think about doing in high school, can't imagine doing anything else. He's got a seat on the front row of life and is enjoying it. His family thinks he's crazy for doing it, knows he could get shot, but most families are like that. officer's wife barricades herself in bathroom against intruder.

Live from New York, it's... Jason Priestley!



Sketches include "Olympic Figure Skating," "The Life and Times of Johnny Hildo," "Love Werks," "The Arsenio Hall Show," "Beverly Hills 90210," "La Tour and Johnson," "Jake's Marriage Tests," and "Racist Bank Robbery."



Teenage Fan Club performs "The Concept," "What You Do To Me," and "Pet Rock."