Mesa, AZ - FTO Tim Hines pulls over a truck for not having a licence plate light, but abandons the stop when two officers need assistance after being run over. Officer Adam Biermann responds with other officers to a call where a man was assaulted by his two brother in laws with a baseball bat. Maricopa County, AZ - Deputy Gary Robertson responds to a robbery at a convenience store where two suspects stole a case of beer, but failed to drive away.

Callisto returns from Hell with a double mission: corrupt Xena and make Julius Caesar emperor, but plans change when Caesar's allies turn on him and when Roman soldiers capture and crucify Xena and Gabrielle.

Sam Young, Gotham's district attorney and Commissioner Barbara Gordon's husband, is targeted for assassination by Curarandeacute;, a silent and deadly member of the Society of Assassins. Armed with a molecule-thin sword that can slice through anything, she presents a formidable enough challenge for Barbara to reveal to Terry that she knows he's Batman. As the former Batgirl, she warns him that he should quit being Batman while he can. Paul Winfield makes his first appearance as the voice of D.A. Sam Young.

Live from New York (in song), it's... Will Ferrell and Ana Gasteyer!



Sketches include "The Culps' Graduation Party," "The Tiger Beat Ultra-Super Dreamy Love Show," "The Zimmermans' Summer Cabin," "Get On The Bag!," "The Ginsburg Gang" (cartoon), "MTV's Shame Attack," "Channel 5's Sunday Matinee: Dusty's Love," "Nickelodeon Press Conference," "Holding Your Own Boobs Magazine," and "Brian Fellow's Safari Planet."



Backstreet Boys performed "I Want It That Way" and "All I Have To Give."