A gossip columnist who used his insider knowledge to feed his habit is murdered, which leaves Wheeler and Logan to work through a list of suspects that grows longer the more they probe his life.

Gene is clueless to what Shannon and Tracy have had cosmetically done when he is filming in NY for The Celebrity Apprentice". They do everything they can, which includes Sophie and her cousin Emily secretly hiring a nasty nurse, to help themselves completely recover while Gene is gone.

With the help of Jeff Ross, Shannon and Tracy come up with the idea to have Gene "Roasted" to help put his ego back in check and to also raise money for the Wounded Soldiers Foundation.

In this special hour and a half episode, Shannon attempts to put Gene's ego in check when she volunteers him to be the subject of a roast for national TV. She will not only embarrass Gene, but she will be raising money for a good cause.

After just two days in the Arctic, the truckers are already seeing setbacks. A mechanical failure for on trucker has him reviving a truck which has been retired for four years. Meanwhile, a trucker has an eyewitness account of an accident, while another has his own mishap.

Joan struggles with her decision to terminate her pregnancy; Roxy takes in Betty while she recovers from the bombing; Pamela is frustrated by Chase's ongoing secrets about his work.

Mary's assignment this week is Treena Morris a con-artist who is married to a diamond smuggler. After she is arrested by the feds, she decides to tell all on her husband and his friends. While Mary is trying to keep her safe, Treena gets engaged and her photo is all over the papers.

Billy Quizboy recovers the memories of his former life as a failed TV Quizboy, the loss of his hand and eye in a dogfight, his recruitment into the OSI, and his first mission as a spy.

Moz and Jenny's cosy love situation is thrown into chaos when Psycho Paul's gang hole up in the flat with two members of the Triad as hostages. Fist has some unusual plans for Alan.