Airs: 12:00am - 12:30am on The CW
Colin's Hollywood Director tries to control himself as a hunky golf pro (Ryan) gives private lessons to a Beverly Hills wife (Kathy), when her elderly millionaire husband (Wayne) arrives on his motor scooter and thinks they are trying to steal his fortune, in the styles standup comics, a sexy German movie, and really obnoxious drunks; Wayne sings Song Styles to the reigning Miss America; Scenes from a Hat are "Unusual things for a neighbor to ask to borrow", "If you used stripper moves to perform mundane tasks", "World's worst things to say the first time you see someone naked", "Strange television shows for Mr. Rogers to make a guest appearance on", and "Disturbing times to make animal noises"; Wayne and Miss America become props for Ryan and Colin in Living Scenery, as Batman and Robin get a call from Commissioner Gordon that Batgirl is being held captive.
Colin wins, so the rest are punished with a game of Props.
Airs: 12:00am - 1:00am on The CW
In the seventh season-opener, Kevin is now living in the garage apartment and is madly in love with Lucy and waiting for the right time to ask Lucy to marry him. Kevin invites his new rookie partner Roxanne over to meet Lucy who takes one look at her and flies into a jealous frenzy. Robbie is jealous of Kevin because he feels as though Kevin is like a new big brother and is taking over Matt's place. Robbie, who has been lamenting the departure of girlfriend Joy, may also be ready for romance when he runs into Kevin's partner Roxanne, an old classmate from 7th grade.
Ruthie is asked to babysit a chimp which lives across the street. Ruthie also invites her boyfriend over which stuns Eric. Mary desperately tries to keep her mysterious new boyfriend, Captain Jack Smith a secret. When he unexpectedly shows up at the Camden home, no one is more surprised than Eric to see the good-looking 40-something pilot standing in the doorway.
Everwood Season 1, Episode 1
Airs: 1:00am - 2:00am on The WB
Dr. Andy Brown, a world-renowned neurosurgeon, has always put his career ahead of his family. But after his wife's death, Andy was faced with the daunting task of raising his two children, Ephram and Delia, alone. To do so, Andy decides to trade in his face-paced New York life for small town life in Everwood, Colorado.
There, Andy starts and runs a free clinic and quickly adapts to his new surroundings, as does his 9 year-old daughter, Delia. But the move is hard on his 15 year-old son, Ephram, who resents his father for neglecting his family in order to further his career.
Airs: 3:00am - 3:30am on Comedy Central
Tonight, John Miller.
Holby City Season 4, Episode 50
Airs: 8:00pm - 9:00pm on BBC One
Steve finds himself under pressure on the new AAU ward when a school trip ends in disaster. Jess gets more than she bargained for during her first day as a student nurse. Diane gets cold feet when Danny asks if he can move in.
Airs: 9:00pm - 10:00pm on Channel 4
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