"Questions Only" features a robbery at a nudist colony; Colin and Ryan enjoy a ski resort, thanks to Kathy and Wayne, in "Living Scenery"; "Film Dub" has Kathy's car breaking down on the freeway, being helped by Ryan and Colin (driving down the interstate in a tank); "Party Quirks" has Wayne as various rock stars singing a benefit song for Colin's hair transplant, Colin as the Tickler terrorizing everybody in the studio, and Ryan as a bunch of kindergarteners posing for their yearbook photos; and Ryan and Kathy enjoy a piping hot breakfast after their wedding night in "Helping Hands".
Kathy wins, so everyone else does the magician "Hoedown".

Moya arrives at Earth in present day, Christmas. The crew show their ships and technology to Earth's scientists. Crichton starts writing a journal. The creature left on board Moya by Grayza manages to get to Earth where it starts killing and hunting down Crichton.

When Sabrina lands an interview with British singer Daniel Beddingfield ("Gotta Get Through This"), she gets Morgan a gig as the wardrobe stylist for the photo shoot but Morgan's designs are so horrible, Annie forces Sabrina to fire her friend.

SG-1 returns from a mission with an ancient artifact that triggers the ability to see hideous, yet harmless life forms, in a parallel reality. As the effects spread to civilians SG-1 must find a solution before mass hysteria breaks out.

When a young Seattle DJ is mysteriously murdered by a seemingly non-existent perpetrator, Doe helps unravel the enigma while pursuing a relationship with Rachel Pembroke (from 'Manifest Destiny').

When his relationship with Emma finally seems to be getting somewhere, Tracker loses his job. Sean becomes insecure, and tries to solve his problem by drinking. Ashley and Jimmy begin to get close again.

An infant overdoses on cocaine mixed in the baby food and the detectives arrest a suspect. Upon receiving resistence from Internal Affairs, the entire squad goes undercover to flush out a drug ring run by dirty cops.

Ash's egg hatches into Phanpy as Team Rocket attempt to steal it.

Josh and Comfort stumble across a badly-injured Jack, while Dillon's Good Samaritan skills are put to use on a neglected teenager with learning difficulties. Meanwhile, Simon's new girlfriend, Jane, visits the department with a close friend suffering from a mystery illness.