Airs: 12:00am - 12:30am on NBC
When Randy visits his parents to make up for their ruined vacation, he realizes that he forgot to tell them about Earl's prison sentence and the following coma, at all.
A flashback takes us back to when Earl and Randy ruined their parents' vacation due to a stolen duffel bag full of weed.
Smallville Season 7, Episode 16
Airs: 12:00am - 1:00am on The CW
No one is safe when Lex seeks the secret of Veritas, and Clark tries to stop him.
Survivor Season 16, Episode 10
Airs: 12:00am - 1:00am on CBS
After Tribal Council, the tribe reacts to Eliza playing the decoy immunity idol. The next morning, the tribe competes in a reward for a visit to Yap, another island in Micronesia. Ozzy, Erik, Amanda and Jason win the reward and enjoy a traditional experience with a feast.
On Exile Island, Cirie is having a rough time trying to live through a rainstorm. But while she is there, she has time to think about how she can get rid of Ozzy and his idol.
Back on the Dabu beach, while James is keeping himself busy, Parvati complains that he is making too much noise while she is trying to sleep. Later that day, James and Amanda discuss how Parvati's own alliance with Alexis and Natalie seems to be getting much more serious.
During the Immunity Challenge, Jeff tempts the contestans with food in exchange for dropping out of the challenge. After 5 hours in competition, Jason drops out after being given a guarantee from the rest of the tribe that he would not be voted out that night. But after returning to camp, everyone says they don't plan on keeping their promise and will vote out Jason. However, Cirie goes to the other girls behind Ozzy's back with a plan to blindsight him.
Scrubs Season 7, Episode 8
Airs: 12:30am - 1:00am on ABC
When Dr. Kelso tells the Janitor that nobody cares what he thinks, he starts a newspaper called "The Janitorial" to prove him wrong.
J.D. and Turk fight over their manhood issues, while Dr. Kelso is too proud to ask for help about one of his problems.
Airs: 1:00am - 1:30am on NBC
Michael gets fascinated by a chair model in a catalog, leading to a desire to move on from Jan. Kevin and Andy team up to gain parking spaces back for Dunder Mifflin lost during another complex tenant's construction work.
Airs: 1:00am - 2:00am on CBC
The body of a man is discovered in a tree. Murdoch and Crabtree cannot find how the man had landed in the tree as there doesn't seem any indication he was hoisted from the ground. While Crabtree starts to believe in the rumors of a Martian space ship, Murdoch tries to prove scientifically how the body was put at the top of the tree. But soon, the Mayor asks Murdoch to cease and desist his investigation into the railroad company that seems in the middle of it all.
30 Rock Season 2, Episode 12
Airs: 1:30am - 2:00am on NBC
Dennis becomes a New York City celebrity after jumping in front of a subway and saving someone who fell on the tracks. Meanwhile, Jack desperately tries to persuade Tracy to become the celebrity face of the Republican Party, and Kenneth meets old-time TV legend Bucky Bright, who doesn't quite match his expectations.
ER Season 14, Episode 15
Airs: 2:00am - 3:00am on NBC
Neela, worn out after her final ortho shift, has to stay on duty when a scheduling mistake has her surgical trauma shift starting immediately. Sarah's grandparents are in town, and Hank is taken to the ER after collapsing during an outing. Gates tries to convey to Sam that his feelings for her are serious. Pratt and Sam treat a father who shows signs of having been physically abused by his son.
Eli Stone Season 1, Episode 13
Airs: 2:00am - 3:00am on ABC
Eli goes in for an operation on his aneurysm, but it doesn't go as planned and Nathan is left with a difficult decision.
Airs: 3:00am - 3:30am on Comedy Central
Tonight, actress and star of the new movie
The Life Before Her Eyes, Uma Thurman.
Jon begins the show with "Indecision '08" and coverage of the Obama/Clinton Pennsylvania debate and the superfluous questions asked of them. Finally, Resident Expert John Hodgman talks with Jon about elitism and the presidential candidates.
Airs: 3:30am - 4:00am on Comedy Central
Tonight Stephen welcomes Pennsylvania Congressman Rep. Patrick Murphy.
Airs: 9:00pm - 9:30pm on BBC One
The popular news quiz returns, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Jack Dee, and guest panellists Peter Serafinowicz and Bob Marshall-Andrews.