In an impoverished future, Simon Foster goes to a pawnshop to sell some personal items to raise money for rent. The shop owner offers to buy some of his memories. In Simon Foster's life, what could be possibly be valuable?

Live from New York, it's... Phil Hartman!



Sketches include "Iran's Most Wanted," "Neuburg's Bleu Cheese Cooler," "The Pat Stevens Show," "Snap Decision," "Geritech," "The 60's Movie," "Subliminal Man's Apprentice," "Saying The Wrong Things," and "Wayne's World."



Cowboy Junkies perform "Sweet Jane" and "Misguided Angel."

Poirot and Hastings are on board a ship steaming towards Alexandria, in Egypt. Poirot recovers from his usual sea-sickness to take an interest in some fellow-passengers, especially the Clappertons.