During Spring Break, Kelly and friends seduce Bud and friends' airline tickets and hotel reservations at Fort Lauderdale. Al, Jefferson, and Griff go to Fort Lauderdale to judge a bikini contest. When Marcy sees Jefferson and Al on a Spring Break TV special, she heads out to Fort Lauderdale with Bud and friends.

On their wedding night, instead of make love, Lois tells Clark that she's tired and need to sleep, leaving Clark surprised. Lex Luthor has replaced the real Lois Lane with a clone, and he wants to take the real Lois away with him. When the clone discover that Clark is Superman, she wants to stay with him, and if it's needed to kill Lois for that, she will. Lois finally escapes from Lex, but she hits her head and loses her memory. Now, she believes that she's Wanda Detroit, a character of a novel she was writing two years ago. Wanda is a woman who had a bad relationship with a man named Clark, and loves a man named Kent. She's also a singer, then, Lois begins to sing in the Bibbo Bibowski's club. Now Clark, Lex and the Clone are looking for her. Luthor finds Wanda first and convinces her that he is Kent, and tells her to act like Lois and tell Clark that she doesn't love him anymore.

As Springfield's bicentennial celebration approaches, Lisa discovers the real truth behind town founder, Jebediah Springfield and finds herself at odds with a protective museum curator who wants to keep Jebediah's unattractive past a secret. Meanwhile, Homer becomes obsessed with being the official town crier for the bicentennial celebration.