Stardate: 46579.2 Worf discovers elderly Klingons are being held captive in a penal colony under the benevolent control of a Romulan governor.

Heavyweight boxing champ Riddick Brown wreaks havoc with Carlton's mind and Will's face at a funky cafe-casino in Nevada, where the cousins have stopped on their way to check out a college for Will.

Murphy gets the car pool to make a "quick" side trip to the market, just so she pick up a quick jar of baby food; also while there she meets up with ex-secretary #37. Corky finds a picture of Will and Cher together, so she starts to shop for a binge. Miles tries to buy a female item for Audrey. Frank tries to pick up another shopper, but he gets "nun". Jim tries to get the deli guy to make him a sandwich.