"Good evening and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. Tonight's performers, whatever you do, don't step in him, Greg Proops. If you're a lady, you gotta love Wayne Brady. A science experiment gone wrong, Colin Mochrie. And his fiendish creator, Ryan Stiles. I'm your host, Drew Carey, c'mon, let's have some fun!"

LET'S MAKE A DATE: Greg questions. Wayne-the greatest lover in France, Colin-going through all the stages of getting drunk, Ryan-pig farmer from Arkansas.
SCENE TO RAP: Hospital
HATS: World's Worst Dating Agency Video
WEIRD NEWSCASTERS: Greg-anchor. Colin (co-anchor) can no longer hide his love for the anchorman, Wayne (sports presenter) James Brown, Ryan (weatherman) the anchor's angry neighbour.
GREATEST HITS: Songs of the Bus Driver. Ryan and Colin introduce, Wayne sings.
NEWSFLASH:

The Sundance Film Festival moves to South Park after its original locale has turned from a quaint mountain town into another Los Angeles. At first, the town is happy to have all the people there boosting the local economy, but the Hollywood types start to impose. This is most harmful to Mr. Hankey, who has to live in the sewer when it's not Christmas. All the extra waste has disrupted his environment, causing him to slowly die. Kyle convinces him to come to the surface to confront the festival chairman.