A pair of Broward County Sheriff's pat down a couple of guys who are hanging out in front of a store. One man becomes agitated and pulls away as drug paraphernalia is discovered on him and are forced to subdue him with a taser. Then, as a North Las Vegas Police officer arrives for a call concerning a fight between two men, the suspects flee in opposite directions. One officer misses with a taser shot, but the suspect gives up anyways. The other officer has also subdued him man. Lastly, a Rancho Cucamonga Police deputy chases a car which looses control. The passenger explains that the driver is his boyfriend and they were arguing inside the car about infidelities, which was the cause of the erratic driving.

Live from New York, it's... Darrell Hammond!



Sketches include "McCain Voiceovers," "The Cougar Den," "Agent 420," "Simpson Jury Selection," "Murray Hill" (Digital Short), "The Looker," "New York Times Reporters," "Of Mice and Men," "Yankee Stadium Stories" (film), and "James and Willam Dafoe."



Kings of Leon performed "Sex on Fire" and "Use Somebody."

Bruce and Tess return with the results of the first combined judges and viewer vote. Bette Midler performs live on stage before Don and Phil learn that they will have to perform once again in the dance off. After both teams have danced once again the judges decide to save Don leaving Phil eliminated from the competition.

Miss Bulstrode, the elderly headmistress of an English girls' school, is warned by a parent that she has recognized someone at the school from her days in the intelligence service. And then there is a murder, and Poirot is on hand to try to solve it.

Justin falls for a new girl who is a werewolf and turns him into one, too; Max starts a dog-walking business with a new friend.