Xena must devise a plan to avoid inheriting the kingdom of Hell, and it won't be easy with her heart turning cold and an angel named Lucifer ambitiously trying to force her to descend to her throne.

Feeling old and tired, Bruce Wayne is reminiscing about past loves lost when Talia, daughter of R'as al Ghul, visits him in the Batcave. With her father long dead, she wishes to rekindle their romance and makes him an offer: She will give him eternal youth through use of the immortalizing Lazarus Pit, and they can spend the rest of their lives helping people through their philanthropic organizations.

Worried that Bruce might give in for all the wrong reasons -- and concerned that he may lose the honor of being Batman -- Terry decides to come along to make sure everything is as it seems. When he and Bruce discover the truth behind her offer, it turns out to be more bizarre than either could have imagined.

Live from New York, it's... Dana Carvey!



Sketches include: "The Third Presidental Debate," "Magic Mouth," "Delicious Dish," "Church Chat," "Bush Family Hunting Trip," "VH-1 Vogue Fashion Awards," and "Ching Chang's Chicken Play."



The Wallflowers performed "Sleepwalker" and "Hand Me Down." The Baha Men performed "Who Let The Dogs Out?"

For Josh, Fin, Penny and Mel, it is a busy shift as they transport patients to the ED.