A man jumps off the roof of a building after setting fire to his neighbours apartment. Officers Brian McMasters and Ralph Amoroso go to a disturbance in a restaurant caused by a man who didn't like the way his Boston Clams were cooked. A group of officers arrest a drunk man when his wife is afraid to come home. Officer John Ridge arrests a robber responding to a disturbance call at a food market.

Live from New York, it's ... Macaulay Culkin!



Sketches include "Studio 8H Alone," "Superfans," "Young Superboy," "Richmeister's Childhood," "Simon," "Daily Affirmation with Stuart Smalley," "US Fon," "Deep Thoughts," "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer," and "Scalder and Son."



Tin Machine performs "Baby Universal" and "If There Is Something."