Lisa is placed in charge of showing a new girl around school, who quickly fits in and becomes popular as the new school's trend setter. Meanwhile, Homer enlists Bart's help in scheming to find ways to collect grease to sell back to the grease recycling plant.

Red and Kitty hand down the Vista Cruiser to their son Eric. Eric makes plans for himself and the gang to head out to a concert though his plan hits two snags. First, Red forbids him from leaving Point Place and two, Kelso's girlfriend Jackie just found out she wasn't invited.

Miranda's lover always showers afterwards, as he's a Catholic. Carrie discovers Mr. Big takes his mother to church on Sundays. Samantha falls in love with a perfect man, but he doesn't measure up to her requirements. Charlotte consults a series of soothsayers about whether she will ever get married. Carrie breaks up with Mr. Big.