Games played include: Weird Newscasters, Multiple Personalities, World's Worst, Props, Party Quirks, Hoedown, and 90 Second Alphabet.

Winner: Greg Proops & Ryan Stiles.

Chakotay finds himself in a boxing ring and in a boxing match. However, he soon finds he is moving back and forth in different realities, in Voyager's attempt to communicate with a strange alien race.

Val, the editor of a self-titled teen magazine along the lines of ''seventeen'', comes to Lawndale High to hang out with Daria, after reading Daria's paper that Mr. O'Neill submitted. Val turns out to be an egomaniacal thirty something airhead who's trying way too hard to look and act like a teenager. How long before Daria tells her off?

Briscoe and Curtis investigate the murder of a police officer who was shot while on an undercover stakeout.

Tonight, Sandra Bullock promotes her new movie Forces of Nature.

Lister and Rimmer are constantly getting into trouble. After playing a practical joke on Ackerman they are forced to play in an inmates vs guards basketball game and win by putting erectile solution in the guards drinks. Punishment for that is to peel potatoes for the next three weeks and to make that go faster they steal a programmable virus to peel them but it ends up eating their clothes and hair. Punishment for that is to spend three weeks in the Hole where they meet Birdman, who has been in there for nine years and has only one friend, a sparrow named Pete. Meanwhile Kryten, Cat and Kochanski are sent aboard a derelict ship where they find a device which can change the time stream surrounding an object or person to make it move extremely slow or fast and decide to use it to make their prison sentences go by in a flash. On Red Dwarf they freeze the crew and break Lister, Rimmer and Birdman out of the hold.