Airs: 1:00am - 1:30am on FOX
Peter's toy company gets bought out by the El Dorado Cigarettes company, and the toys are then used to market cigarettes to children. When Peter, on Lois's advice, confronts his new bosses about their evil use of toys, they promote Peter to president to shut him up. Lois, pleased with all the perks that come with Peter's new position, keeps her mouth shut too, while Brian quits smoking in protest. Peter's bosses send him to Washington to lobby against a bill that would put them out of business, because they figure politicians will be able to relate to a big dumb fat guy. When Lois finds Stewie smoking a cigarette, she goes down to Washington to stop what Peter's doing, and Peter ends up getting the El Dorado Cigarettes company fined $100,000,000. Brian helps himself to a cigarette as the family drives away.
Airs: 2:00am - 2:30am on Comedy Central
Cartman inherits one million dollars, which allows him to fulfill the dream of owning his own amusement park that he calls Cartmanland. Upon hearing the news of Cartmans good fortune a hemorrhoid erupts in Kyles ass causing him to question the existence of a God who can make someone like Cartman happy.