Teaser: Stephanie and Michelle read D.J'.s diary. Main Synopsis: After talking to the parents of Nicky and Alex's friend Cooper Charles, Jesse wants Nicky and Alex to attend Bouton Hall, the prestigious upper crust preschool that Cooper attends. Jesse will do absolutely anything to make that happen, even falsifying information on the application form in order to get Bouton Hall to accept Nicky and Alex. Becky and Jesse talk about Bouton Hall, and come to the conclusion that even though they want the twins to be in the best preschool they can find, Nicky and Alex would be under too much pressure to succeed if they went to Bouton Hall with Cooper. Meanwhile, Kimmy gets her driver's license, and much to Danny's surprise, Kimmy is an excellent driver. While trying to pull a prank on the school's chess club while they are out, Kimmy, D.J., Stephanie, and Michelle end up locked out of the car they are using, which belongs to Kimmy's brother.

Darlene does NOT serve meat at the counter. She is forced to work there by Roseanne, but out of principal, will not serve the meat. That was her whole point

For four decades, 400 African American men from Macon, Alabama were unwitting participants in a government study of untreated syphilis. NOVA tells the story of this notorious human experiment. George Strait, ABC News Medical Correspondent, hosts.