Officer Michelle McCants get called to a domestic violence incident at a bar and arrests both the man and the woman when they don't cooperate. Officers Jimmy McGee and Pat Logan apprehend two men that break into an abandoned funeral home. The Pittsburgh Narcotics Task Force executes a search warrant on a house.

Live from New York, it's ... John McLaughlin!



Sketches include "McLaughlin Group Halloween," "Coldcock Malt Liquor," "Super Fire-Hot Chicken Wings," "Dysfunctional Family Feud," "The Wolfman's Curse," "Pumping Up With Hans and Franz," "Young Actors' Forum," "Nich-Aid Hair Dryers," and "Club Banana."



Bonnie Raitt performs "Something To Talk About" and "I Can't Make You Love Me."