Teaser: Danny and Michelle eat "bisgetti" (Michelle's word for spaghetti). Main Synopsis: Aaron Bailey convinces Teddy to not play with girls anymore, and as a result, Teddy no longer wants to be Michelle's friend, so in order to win Teddy back, Michelle tries to look like a boy and act like a boy. Meanwhile, Jesse accepts an offer to appear on "Ranger Joe" as "Lumberjack Jess", and while Stephanie is listening in on a phone conversation between D.J. and Kimmy, Stephanie accidentally lets on that she's eavesdropping, and as a result, D.J. says she'll get revenge on Stephanie for meddling in her private life, and that Stephanie won't know how it'll happen... or when it'll happen. This causes Stephanie to be paranoid enough to watch D.J'.s every move.

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne about the boy's drunken, reckless evening at the Lobo Lounge to cover both their tracks.

A politician opposes the prosecution of his son's murderer because it might mean revealing that his late son was gay.