Airs: 4:30am - 6:00am on NBC
Live from New York (pre-recorded), it's... Darrell Hammond!
Sketches Include: "Giuliani's Endorsements," "The Bachelor," "Crazy Board Game Player," "Talarico For Congress," "Frankel For Congress," "CNN American Morning," "Negative Campaign Ads," "The Bullhorn," "Verizon," "Joey Mack," "John Hancock's Life Insurance," "Reggie's Stories," and "Jackass: The Musical."
Jay-Z performed "Guns 'n Roses" (featuring Lenny Kravitz) and "'03 Bonnie and Clyde" (featuring Beyonce).
Top Gear Season 1, Episode 3
Airs: 8:00pm - 9:00pm on BBC One
Jason takes some classic supercars to a primary school to see which one the children prefer; back in the studio, two car designers compile a short-list of the Best-Looking cars of Al-Time. The cars are: Citroen DS, Lamborghini Miura SV and the Porsche 928.
A Westfield XTR2 tries to beat the lap time set by the Pagani Zonda and a gang (what is the collective noun for grannies?) of grannies see who can do the best doughnuts [a 360 degree spin in a car] in a Honda S2000.