Cops Season 19, Episode 17
Airs: 1:00am - 1:30am on SPIKE
COPS from Brevard County, FL and Palm Beach County, FL.
This episode's stories include: A man tries to swallow a rock of crack cocaine after a car stop; a suspicious vehicle yields a large amount of crack with a driver who has a long list of drug related crimes; and a woman tries to lie her way out of a ticket by giving false information.
Airs: 4:30am - 6:00am on NBC
Live from New York, it's... Seth Meyers!
Sketches include "American Idol," "The Dakota Fanning Show," "Dioxin Poisoning," "Body Fusion" (film), "Target Greatland," "Nervous Job Interviewee," "Versace Super Bowl Party," "Country Club Valet," "Firestarter Smoked Sausages," "The Formosa," and "Nelson's Baby Toupees."
Lily Allen performed "Smile" and "LDN."
Top Gear Season 9, Episode 2
Airs: 8:00pm - 9:00pm on BBC One
The lads try to play golf - the game which pervades exclusivity and stupid trousers - whilst testing the Audi TT, the Alfa Romeo Brera and the Mazda RX-8, three coups in the 20,000 - 25,000 price range.
James, in an attempt to bury his Captain Slow persona, attempts to take the Bugatti Veryron up to its maximum speed of 253 mph (407km/h) at Ehra-Lessien - Volkswagen's private test track.
Hugh Grant is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.