Teaser: Becky and Michelle teach the twins how and where to clean. Main Synopsis: 5th grader Stephanie's friend Josh asks Stephanie if she wants to go out with him and the rest of the baseball team to a pizza parlor and just hang out. With D.J'.s help, Stephanie makes the mistake of thinking that this will be more than just hanging out - Stephanie thinks this is going to be her first date. Meanwhile, Joey invites Alison Axelrod over for dinner, and Joey may end up messing dinner up because he becomes a nervous klutz whenever he's around Alison.

February 25, 1958: As a horse-playing, traveling brush salesman, Sam finds himself with two wives and two families. Although Ziggy predicts that Sam's mission is to choose between the two lives, the choice is made more difficult by the fact that there's only a 50/50 chance that he'll choose the right one. As if things weren't bad enough, Sam finds that his penniless host owes a pair of bookies some big bucks.

Dan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school - Darlene's comic book. Dan reacts strongly when Roseanne discovers that Fisher has beaten Jackie.