According to Jim
Season 5

s05e01 / Foul Ball

21st Sep '05 - 1:00am
Foul Ball Summary

The fifth season premieres with Jim sneaking off to a Cubs game with Kyle instead of taking him to his first day of kindergarten.

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s05e02 / The Tale of the Tape (1)

28th Sep '05 - 1:00am
The Tale of the Tape (1) Summary

Jim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend

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s05e03 / The Tale of the Tape (2)

28th Sep '05 - 1:00am
The Tale of the Tape (2) Summary

Jim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend.

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s05e04 / Charity Begins at Hef's

5th Oct '05 - 1:00am
Charity Begins at Hef's Summary

When Cheryl wins two tickets to visit Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion in a charity-raising contest that Jim secretly entered her in, she decides to take Dana instead of him.

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s05e05 / The Race

12th Oct '05 - 1:00am
The Race Summary

Out-of-shape Jim enters a 10K marathon to teach Kyle, who wants to quit basketball, a lesson about not being a quitter -- but he cheats to get first to the finish line.

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s05e06 / Anec-Dont's

19th Oct '05 - 1:00am
Anec-Dont's Summary

Cheryl, upset that Jim thinks her daily anecdotes are boring, steals Dana's story about meeting Oprah. Jim, now determined to out-do Cheryl, makes up a story about his construction office catching fire. But when Cheryl take the kids to see the damage, Jim and Andy, who are scrambling to make it look authentic, end up setting a real fire.

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s05e07 / The Chick Whisperer

2nd Nov '05 - 2:00am
The Chick Whisperer Summary

Jim helps Andy pick up a beautiful woman in a bar, but she turns out to be crazy -- and eventually leaves Andy and stalks Jim instead.

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s05e08 / James & the Annoying Peach

9th Nov '05 - 2:00am
James & the Annoying Peach Summary

To teach Jim the value of communication, Cheryl doesn't speak to him for three days.

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s05e09 / The Dream

16th Nov '05 - 2:00am
The Dream Summary

Jim tries to blackmail Dana when he finds out shes having erotic dreams about him.

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s05e10 / Lean On Me

30th Nov '05 - 2:00am
Lean On Me Summary

Cheryl encourages Jim to meet a former girlfriend wants to discuss business for lunch, and then regrets it when she becomes convinced that the old flame has romantic intentions.

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s05e11 / The Gift of Maggie

14th Dec '05 - 2:00am
The Gift of Maggie Summary

When Cheryl and Dana's mother, Maggie, visits for the holidays, Jim and Cheryl compete with Ryan and Dana for her affection

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s05e12 / Sex Ed Fred

11th Jan '06 - 2:00am
Sex Ed Fred Summary

When Jim and Cheryl watch an sex education video that is shown at Ruby's school, Jim realizes that he is watching a young him.

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s05e13 / Renewing Vows

25th Jan '06 - 2:00am
Renewing Vows Summary

Jim and Cheryl renew their wedding vows after Cheryl allowed the girls to get their ears pieced even though Jim had forbidden it.

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s05e14 / The Stick

8th Feb '06 - 2:00am
The Stick Summary

It's Jim's birthday and he gets upset when Cheryl gives him gifts he does not want, but is really happy when Kyle give him a stick for his birthday.

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s05e15 / Mr. Right

8th Feb '06 - 2:00am
Mr. Right Summary

Cheryl and Jim get into a disagreement about Erik Estrada, and Jim tries to prove that the incident that occurred ten years ago was not wrong.

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s05e16 / Get Your Freak On

22nd Feb '06 - 2:00am
Get Your Freak On Summary

Cheryl believes she's attending a tasteful lingerie party, but is shocked to learn the hostess is selling sex toys and Cheryl buys one, but won't tell Jim.

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s05e17 / The Grumpy Guy

1st Mar '06 - 2:00am
The Grumpy Guy Summary

Jim gets mad when he finds out that his neighbor Julie has been writing children books and basing them about him.

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s05e18 / Polite Jim

8th Mar '06 - 2:00am
Polite Jim Summary

Jim makes his own neighbour cry with complaining about his backyard barbeque, so he ends up taking polite lessons from Andy, in order to become a better person.

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s05e19 / Daddy Dearest

8th Mar '06 - 2:00am
Daddy Dearest Summary

Jim believes that Bill (played by Joseph Bologna), the father of one of Rubys and Gracies classmates is actually his real father that abandoned Jim when he was a child.

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s05e20 / The Thin Green Line

15th Mar '06 - 2:00am
The Thin Green Line Summary

Cheryl gives her best to assure herself a spot on the Church Committee, and in order to get that, she forbids Jim to do his annual "Green Man" routine on St. Patrick's day. However, her plans are ruined when she gets arrested.

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s05e21 / Jim's Best Friend

22nd Mar '06 - 2:00am
Jim's Best Friend Summary

When Andy stars playing chess with Ryan on a regular basis, Jim is convinced that he is losing his best friend.

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s05e22 / Belaboring the Point

3rd May '06 - 1:00am
Belaboring the Point Summary

When a proud and happy Ryan announces that Dana is pregnant, Jim warns him of Dana's upcoming hormone swings, and ends up dreaming that he is pregnant.

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