The Colonel and the Captain mull over their situation and decide they should probably hand over Renandeacute; and the painting to the Gestapo in order to get rid of Herr Flick. But Renandeacute; convinces them that they could hand over a forged copy of the painting instead (with the assistance of a conveniently-located forger), and gets them to lend their uniforms to the escaping British officers so the Brits can take the painting to England to be forged.
Meanwhile, everyone keeps handing Renandeacute; poison pills 'to make it easier', Herr Flick decides his relationship with Helga should include an intimate dinner in Rene's back room, and Hans figures out that putting cheese in one's ears improves the sound of Madame Edith's singing.

'Allo 'Allo! Season 1 Episodes...

• s01e01 - The British Are Coming
• s01e02 - The Fallen Madonna
• s01e03 - Pigeon Post
• s01e04 - Saville Row to the Rescue
• s01e05 - The Execution
• s01e06 - The Funeral
• s01e07 - Red Nick's Colonel
• s01e08 - The Dance of the Hitler Youth

'Allo 'Allo! Show Summary

In this spoof of World War II, Renandeacute; Artois runs a cafandeacute; in German-occupied France. He always seems to have his hands full: He's having affairs with most of his waitresses, he's keeping his wife happy, he's trying to please the German soldiers who frequent his cafandeacute;, and he's running a major underground operation for the Resistance.