After the Colonel makes Renandeacute; promise not to hang out with the Randeacute;sistance anymore, Herr Flickandacute;s sausage (containing the forgery of the Fallen Madonna) is kidnapped by the Communist Randeacute;sistance. The Colonel and the Captain are anxious that it doesnandacute;t come out that they have switched the paintings, and order Renandeacute; to come up with the ransom, which Edith gets from Monsieur Alphonse.
The ransom is to be left by Renandeacute; and his staff, dressed as German soldiers. But the whole thing is watched by German soldiers dressed as French policemen, the Gestapo dressed as French Randeacute;sistance girls, and the Colonel and the Captain dressed as trees. And of course, Lieutenant Gruber stumbles upon the meeting, and his dog canandacute;t help but chase the sausage.
In this spoof of World War II, Renandeacute; Artois runs a cafandeacute; in German-occupied France. He always seems to have his hands full: He's having affairs with most of his waitresses, he's keeping his wife happy, he's trying to please the German soldiers who frequent his cafandeacute;, and he's running a major underground operation for the Resistance.
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