It's the day of the Generals' conference. The long distance duck is let loose and Captain Bertorelli shoots it.
A French General stops off at the Cafe on his way to the chateau and gets paralysed by Mimi. Officer Crabtree takes his place.
At the conference, the Generals eat some 'mints' which are actually 'foam at the mouth' pills. In the ensuing confusion, Renandeacute; manages to photograph a map of the planned invasion.

'Allo 'Allo! Season 5 Episodes...

• s05e01 - Desperate Doings in the Dungeon
• s05e02 - The Camera in the Potato
• s05e03 - Criminal Developments
• s05e04 - Return of the Paintings
• s05e05 - Enter Denise
• s05e06 - A Marriage of Inconvenience
• s05e07 - No Hiding Place
• s05e08 - The Long-Distance Duck
• s05e09 - The Generals' Conference
• s05e10 - Michelle's Secret Love
• s05e11 - The British Invasion
• s05e12 - Parade of Prams
• s05e13 - The Bank Job
• s05e14 - The Reluctant Millionaires
• s05e15 - Forged Francs & Fishsellers
• s05e16 - The Exploding Bedpan
• s05e17 - Feathers
• s05e18 - Leclerc Against the Wall
• s05e19 - Christmas Puddings
• s05e20 - Mines Away!
• s05e21 - All Aboard
• s05e22 - The Geneva Express
• s05e23 - Enigma
• s05e24 - Renewing the Vows
• s05e25 - The Big Flush
• s05e26 - Enigma's End

'Allo 'Allo! Show Summary

In this spoof of World War II, Renandeacute; Artois runs a cafandeacute; in German-occupied France. He always seems to have his hands full: He's having affairs with most of his waitresses, he's keeping his wife happy, he's trying to please the German soldiers who frequent his cafandeacute;, and he's running a major underground operation for the Resistance.