Alfie reveals a hidden talent when the annual football match between Abbey Grove and the school he attended, Middleton House, approaches. Will the benefit scroungers pull it off, or Middleton's snooty toff boys who clinch the win?

Episode Viewers and Ratings

Season 1 Episode 5 of Bad Education resulted in a 0.00 rating in the 18-49 demographic.

Bad Education Season 1 Episodes...

• s01e01 - Parents' Evening
• s01e02 - Sex Education
• s01e03 - Self Defence
• s01e04 - School Trip
• s01e05 - Football Match
• s01e06 - Politics

Bad Education Show Summary

Alfie is the worst teacher ever to grace the British education system, and a bigger kid than his students.

Despite his obvious shortcomings, Alfie's position at the school is stable thanks to Fraser, the school's headmaster, who tragically longs to be as cool as Alfie. He's the teacher who just wants to be everyone's 'best mate' and is prone to massive and very public mishaps.

There's also Miss Gulliver, the school biology teacher and the apple of Alfie's eye. She cares deeply about the school and the students.

Deputy headmistress Pickwell is less easy-going. She is an 'old school' teacher and can't stand her younger colleagues. She's a disciplinarian who wants Creationism put back on the syllabus and would prefer a school without children at all!