Chip has to decide between a tarp and snacks.

Chip is given the opportunity to use the cowboy toilet.

Chip gets arrested, which interrupts Christine's water aerobics schedule.

Chip laments Ronald Reagan for giving up his acting career.

Dale's dog days are over when Chip and Christine finally return to Bakersfield.

Martha books Chip a gig at a car crash.

Christine tries a Denver omelette in Denver, Colorado.

Someone trying to punch Logan in the face accidentally punches Cody. Chip attempts to sort it out.

Martha learns to haggle.

Christine turns to Arby's when Chip joins the Russians.