Three freshmen quickly discover the partying life style on the campus of Blue Mountain State.

Denise goes away for the weekend, and gives Craig a promise ring which he loses after a night at a strip club.

When the team fails to do well, a team curfew is imposed before the biggest game around. However, syphilis breaks out when a prized pocket p***y gets passed around from teammate to teammate.

Leading up to a rivalry game against Overland University, the Mountain Goats starting quarterback is suspended and Alex has to take over. Sammy is accidentally taken along with Billy the Goat.

Alex finds himself in a much desired stress-free situation after a demotion makes him the third-string quarterback. However, after being forced to hang out with the special teams, he is desperate to reclaim his lost position.

After losing in two consecutive games, the Blue Mountain State team indulges in a drug frenzy to rebuild their morale. Sammy has a fun night out with a girl having no arms.

Alex and Thad take on the responsibility of enticing a star high school quarterback into joining Blue Mountain State. Meanwhile, Sammy tries to create a great masturbation story.

A war breaks out between BMS' lacrosse and football teams. Sammy's new virgin girlfriend steps up to end the war.

The academic performance of Alex and some of his teammates comes under scrutiny as result of dismal grades and GPA's. They eventually resort to providing sexual favors for the professor's 80-year old mother to avoid failing off the team.

After finding out that Denise has been cheating on him, Craig teams up with Sammy to go on a drinking binge as part of BMS' Marathon Monday tradition. Alex falls for a girl in marching band, who happens to share his view of college life.

A deranged father stalks Alex to get him to hook up with his daughter. Thad questions Alex's team spirit because Alex refuses to slap him on the butt. Craig finally musters the courage to confront Denise and have sex with her.

Thad forces the team to use his 'oil change' method to pass the NCAA drug test. Sammy takes advantage of his mascot costume to score with the ladies.

After an unexpected bowl game pick the team goes to Louisiana. Thad tries to keep his team safe while also sabatoging the other team. Shiloh has a problem of his own to deal with.