The pretense that everything is fine with Greg's parents finally proves too much for Dharma, who snaps during dinner at a Chinese restaurant and has the bad news served to Greg in a fortune cookie (to the absorbed interest of the Chinese family sharing their table). Trying to help the Montgomery's non-existent sex life, Dharma takes Kitty to her local neighborhood erotica store, where they naturally run into Abby and Larry. Greg and Pete take Edward for a drink to commiserate, and Edward demonstrates his ace in pick-up lines: "Excuse me, young lady, do you have change for a million- Meanwhile, Jane has gone off to a Star Trek convention ("I like middle-aged men who are virgins"), leaving her pet Mr. Boots with Dharma and Greg; but Greg freaks out when he discovers that Mr. Boots is not exactly a cat.

Dharma & Greg Season 1 Episodes...

• s01e01 - Pilot
• s01e02 - And the In-Laws Meet
• s01e03 - Shower the People You Love With Love
• s01e04 - And Then There's the Wedding
• s01e05 - The Ex-Files
• s01e06 - Yoga and Boo, Boo
• s01e07 - Indian Summer
• s01e08 - Mr. Montgomery Goes to Washington
• s01e09 - He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
• s01e10 - The First Thanksgiving
• s01e11 - Instant Dharma
• s01e12 - Haus Arrest
• s01e13 - Do You Want Fries With That?
• s01e14 - Old Yeller
• s01e15 - The Second Coming of Leonard
• s01e16 - Dharma and Greg's First Romantic Valentine's Day Weekend
• s01e17 - The Official Dharma & Greg Episode of the 1998 Winter Olympics
• s01e18 - Daughter of the Bride of Finkelstein
• s01e19 - Dharma's Tangled Web
• s01e20 - The Cat's Out of the Bag
• s01e21 - Spring Forward, Fall Down
• s01e22 - Much Ado During Nothing
• s01e23 - Invasion of the Buddy Snatcher

Dharma & Greg Show Summary

Dharma Freedom Finkelstein-Montgomery is a free-spirited yoga instructor with an incredible knack for looking on the bright side. Raised by hippie parents, she was taught to shun convention, trust her wildest instincts, and find the joy in everyday life. Her husband, Greg Montgomery, is a conservative, Harvard-educated attorney and the yin to Dharma's yang. Married on their first date, they have remained committed to each other from day one, despite the obstacles presented by the world around them.

Among those obstacles are Dharma's counterculture parents, Abby and Larry, who recently brought another bohemian bundle of joy - baby Harry - into the world. On the other side, literally, are Greg's uptight, blue-blood parents, Kitty and Edward, who've slowly but surely come to accept the fact that their son married outside the country club boundaries.