Statham still isn't completely over Joanna and spends all his day trying to win her back by pretending to hang himself, singing andacirc;andeuro;andtilde;All By Myself' to her via a megaphone and by challenging Lyndon to a tug-of-war in the cafeteria for the hand of Joanna. However when he meets the hospital's chaplain Cordelia he soon finds another object for his affection.
Meanwhile Caroline is feeling broody but is having conflicting thoughts about who should be the prospective daddy. Still infatuated with Mac, she also finds herself drawn to Guy and his andacirc;andeuro;andtilde;layers' - most of which he invents in order to manipulate her into a date out in the countryside.
Martin gets his exam results (which are held hostage by Sue for most of the day) but discovers he has failed yet again andacirc;andeuro;' however not until Guy evilly convinces him he has passed.
And a cardboard cut-out of Jesus keeps popping up around the hospital.

Green Wing Season 1 Episodes...

• s01e01 - Caroline's First Day
• s01e02 - Rumours
• s01e03 - Lodgers
• s01e04 - Joanna's Birthday
• s01e05 - Housewarming Party
• s01e06 - Tests
• s01e07 - Tangled Webs
• s01e08 - Slave Auction
• s01e09 - Emergency

Green Wing Show Summary

A British 'medical' drama with a mixture of comedy, bizarre soap opera and pure absurdity that would make Scrubs blush.

The series was notable for being filmed in a real-live hospital (with genuine patients and doctors as extras), the plot rarely ever touched actual medicine or patient storylines in favor of focusing on the surgeons playing games mid-operations, the love dodecahedron the staff are trapped in, and the misadventures of the HR department.