Elka makes her decision about who she wants to marry.
Victoria becomes a speaker on an all-gay cruise.
The gang must go to a funeral to find a dress Melanie lost.
The ladies treat their neighbors to makeovers, while Elka adjusts to dating a younger man.
The ladies host a dinner party to solve their dating dilemmas, which include Roy's mother's hatred of Elka, Victoria's hand-model boyfriend and Melanie's boyfriend's resemblance to Winnie the Pooh.
While waiting in line for the bathroom at a Cleveland sporting event, Elka hears the story of how Melanie, Joy and Victoria met in Los Angeles in the 1980s.
Joy and Elka camp out at the zoo to help save an endangered species of rhinoceros. Meanwhile, Melanie dates a senator; and Victoria goes out with a janitor.
Melanie scores a date with the Browns' kicker when she takes Elka to the team's locker room on her 90th birthday. Meanwhile, Joy and Elka get surprising news on the medical front; and a brush with passing convinces Victoria of Elka's divinity.
Victoria's daughter, Emmy, arrives for a visit with the news that she and Melanie's son, Will, are engaged. Meanwhile, Joy's blind boyfriend thinks she's 26; and Elka has a ball prank calling the New York Yankee's third baseman.
Victoria's enemy Susan Lucci comes looking for support after the cancellation of "All My Children," but Victoria warns her friends that the soap star is not to be trusted. Meanwhile, Elka talks hoops with Baron Davis of the NBA's Cleveland Cavaliers.
Victoria takes a trip down memory lane when her old flame Johnny Revere comes to Cleveland to record a song for charity. Meanwhile, Elka wants a lock of a singer's hair for a good cause; Joy wonders what life is like as a rock star; and Melanie chases a musical idol.
Valentine's Day inspires the women to look for their lost loves, including the man who jilted Joy at the altar.
The ladies seek refuge at a lake house after Victoria loses a poisonous spider that belongs to her ex-husband; Melanie's potential new beau turns out to be Joy's former fiance.
Victoria disguises herself in a fatsuit and attends a seminar for an exposé on how certain people treat the overweight. Meanwhile, Joy and Melanie tag along to the seminar and, while there, they both fall for guys who may not be all that they seem.
When the girls try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, Melanie tries to get close with a well-known socialite, who turns out to be a woman, Victoria attempts to retrieve her earrings after they drop into a members' cleavage, Joy reunites with "Opera Guy", who reveals himself to be a wealthy socialite, and Elka vows revenge on the Club's president for firing her from the club years ago.
Melanie dates a professor who makes her feel dumb; Victoria wants to get rid of the housekeeper; Elka's frustrated by her writing partner; Joy goes out with a guy she thinks is Rick Springfield.
On another round of "birthdates," Elka thinks her date is Santa Claus; Victoria is reunited with Capt. Lebeau; Melanie goes out with a guy with a high-pitched voice; and Joy is a man's first date since leaving the priesthood.
Victoria tries designing shoes and uses Melanie and Joy as runway models, but Elka is more anxious to see the latest in tracksuits. Meanwhile, Joy dates a man who lives life to the fullest.
Elka's twin sister returns for a visit; Joy accepts a proposal from her terminally ill boyfriend; a billionaire wants a makeover from Melanie and Victoria to make him attractive to women.
The ladies need to get a friend visiting from Los Angeles back together with her boyfriend - a popular Beverly Hills dermatologist - if they hope to ever have another appointment with him.
The cast and crew look back at the favorite moments and best bloopers from the third season.
An abandoned storage unit up for bid contains an important historical artifact that calls for Artie Firestone's expertise. Meanwhile, Joy befriends a truck driver and learns how to operate a CB.
Victoria's plans to bring her canceled soap opera, "Edge of Tomorrow," back to life in the digital age hinges on the series creator's approval and participation from the actor who played Honor St. Raven's ex-husband.
When Melanie's hair blow out lasts unusually long, Joy and Victoria demand to know who's blowing her.