Season 5 premiere sketches include a football team getting psyched up before a game; President Obama and Luther meeting Hillary Clinton; two men discussing potential threats on a flight; a band of pirates singing a chantey. Also: a trigger-happy cop.

Sketches include British explorers discussing their travels; a prayer group receiving divine intervention; a flight attendant dealing with a passenger who won't fasten his seatbelt; and two couples trying to avoid spoilers on a double date.

Sketches include a terror outfit operating a food truck; a college a cappella group getting a new member; Meegan and André going on their first date; a PSA that helps prevent child soldiers in Africa; and two old men discussing popular music.

A gospel group must practice without their coach, a group of warriors celebrate a beheading, a prisoner tries to trick his guard, and a young man is confronted for only speaking in catchphrases.

A politician denies sending lewd photos; a detective interrogates a rapper; Cedric and Levi find lightning in a bottle; two Southern gentlemen compliment women; Jordan runs into an old friend; a cop takes things literally.

Judge Jessie has a new show; a man waits for his job interview; two ladies catch up over drinks; the valets discuss Val Kilmer; a retired military specialist is briefed on a new project; a woman introduces her fiancé to her parents.

A gangster participates in a drive-by; a mom writes a song for her son; two scam artists compete with each other; an "Undercover Boss" reveals himself; Big Boi runs into André 3000; two guys get into a car accident.

A tickle game between two friends gets weird, a writers' room brainstorms for "Gremlins 2", a man deals with an unruly office janitor, two thugs suspect their friend snitched, and Keegan and Jordan discuss Africa at a party.

Neil deGrasse Tyson relaxes at home, Keegan must keep it together during a job interview, a tailor deals with a gassy client, the valets discuss "Game of Thrones", and a telemarketer tries a new strategy.

Two friends get into an argument at a club; Meegan and André talk about their relationship; a rapper walks out of an interview; Conrad flies business select; Keegan has a new mustache.

Ray Parker Jr. has some new songs; a man can't stop saying "deez nuts"; Keegan has to call 911; a young man learns about Negrotown.