A super intelligent, but incredibly lonely professor is devastated when she discovers that her internet dating video has somehow found its way onto a subversive media blog. With half her students giggling at the footage on their phones, and a slimy former date seeing her distress as a romantic opportunity, she returns home and is found dead the next morning. In her hand she is clutching a newspaper article about a millionaire businessman, who has been her nemesis for the last couple of years, proposing to buy up much of her college's land for housing development.