Radar gets a Dear John recording from home. Hawkeye and Trapper try to set him up with a date, but fail. Radar is taken by a new nurse at the camp and she is into poetry and music, so they coach him. Margaret wants to stop the relationship, so Hawkeye and Trapper get between her and Frank until she relents. Radar's "Ahhhh, Bach!" and "That's highly significant", quotes win him the girl.

MASH Season 1 Episodes...

• s01e01 - M*A*S*H the Pilot
• s01e02 - To Market, to Market
• s01e03 - Requiem for a Lightweight
• s01e04 - Chief Surgeon Who?
• s01e05 - The Moose
• s01e06 - Yankee Doodle Doctor
• s01e07 - Bananas, Crackers and Nuts
• s01e08 - Cowboy
• s01e09 - Henry, Please Come Home
• s01e10 - I Hate A Mystery
• s01e11 - Germ Warfare
• s01e12 - Dear Dad
• s01e13 - Edwina
• s01e14 - Love Story
• s01e15 - Tuttle
• s01e16 - The Ringbanger
• s01e17 - Sometimes You Hear the Bullet
• s01e18 - Dear Dad, Again
• s01e19 - The Long-John Flap
• s01e20 - The Army-Navy Game
• s01e21 - Sticky Wicket
• s01e22 - Major Fred C. Dobbs
• s01e23 - Cease-Fire
• s01e24 - Showtime

MASH Show Summary

The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the doctors, nurses, administrators, and soldiers often find ways of making wartime life bearable.