Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors.

MASH Season 9 Episodes...

• s09e01 - The Best of Enemies
• s09e02 - Letters
• s09e03 - Cementing Relationships
• s09e04 - Father's Day
• s09e05 - Death Takes a Holiday
• s09e06 - A War for all Seasons
• s09e07 - Your Retention Please
• s09e08 - Tell it To the Marines
• s09e09 - Taking the Fifth
• s09e10 - Operation Friendship
• s09e11 - No Sweat
• s09e12 - Depressing News
• s09e13 - No Laughing Matter
• s09e14 - Oh, How We Danced
• s09e15 - Bottoms Up
• s09e16 - The Red/White Blues
• s09e17 - Bless You, Hawkeye
• s09e18 - Blood Brothers
• s09e19 - The Foresight Saga
• s09e20 - The Life You Save

MASH Show Summary

The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the doctors, nurses, administrators, and soldiers often find ways of making wartime life bearable.