Married... with Children
Season 5

s05e01 / We'll Follow the Sun

24th Sep '90 - 12:00am
We'll Follow the Sun Summary

The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.

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s05e02 / Al... with Kelly

1st Oct '90 - 12:00am
Al... with Kelly Summary

Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to care for her for the entire week which interrupts Al's fantasies of being with two beautiful women.

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s05e03 / Sue Casa, His Casa

8th Oct '90 - 12:00am
Sue Casa, His Casa Summary

After Al decides he doesn't need insurance, Bud gets in an accident and they counter sue the other driver with Marcy as a witness.

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s05e04 / The Unnatural

15th Oct '90 - 12:00am
The Unnatural Summary

Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.

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s05e05 / The Dance Show

22nd Oct '90 - 12:00am
The Dance Show Summary

Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his.

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s05e06 / Kelly Bounces Back

29th Oct '90 - 1:00am
Kelly Bounces Back Summary

Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car.

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s05e07 / Married... with Aliens

5th Nov '90 - 1:00am
Married... with Aliens Summary

Al gets a visit from small green aliens who steal his socks.

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s05e08 / Wabbit Season

12th Nov '90 - 1:00am
Wabbit Season Summary

A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden.

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s05e09 / Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

19th Nov '90 - 1:00am
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? Summary

Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.

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s05e10 / One Down, Two to Go

26th Nov '90 - 1:00am
One Down, Two to Go Summary

Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.

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s05e11 / And Baby Makes Money

17th Dec '90 - 1:00am
And Baby Makes Money Summary

Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised 0,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.

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s05e12 / Married... with Who?

7th Jan '91 - 1:00am
Married... with Who? Summary

Marcy wakes up after a drunken night and finds herself married to Jefferson.

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s05e13 / The Godfather

4th Feb '91 - 1:00am
The Godfather Summary

Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.

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s05e14 / Look Who's Barking

11th Feb '91 - 1:00am
Look Who's Barking Summary

Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.

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s05e15 / A Man's Castle

18th Feb '91 - 1:00am
A Man's Castle Summary

Al is horrified when Peggy completely redecorates his bathroom, turning it pink.

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s05e16 / All Night Security Dude

25th Feb '91 - 1:00am
All Night Security Dude Summary

Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.

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s05e17 / Oldies but Young 'Uns

18th Mar '91 - 1:00am
Oldies but Young 'Uns Summary

Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.

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s05e18 / Weenie Tot Lovers and Other Strangers

25th Mar '91 - 1:00am
Weenie Tot Lovers and Other Strangers Summary

Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.

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s05e19 / Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?

8th Apr '91 - 12:00am
Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do? Summary

Al and Peggy take over Marcy's house when they go to watch a movie there. Meanwhile, Bud takes a girl to a concert and Kelly babysits a lot of horrible children.

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s05e20 / Top of the Heap

8th Apr '91 - 12:00am
Top of the Heap Summary

In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund raiser to meet rich women.

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s05e21 / You Better Shop Around (1)

15th Apr '91 - 12:00am
You Better Shop Around (1) Summary

Al buys a cheap old air conditioner which leads to a massive blackout in the entire neighborhood, forcing the Bundy's to move into a supermarket.

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s05e22 / You Better Shop Around (2)

22nd Apr '91 - 12:00am
You Better Shop Around (2) Summary

The Bundys and the D'Arcys face off to see who can spend the ,000 shopping spree first. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly bother celebrity Jerry Mathers who judges the contest.

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s05e23 / Route 666 (1)

29th Apr '91 - 12:00am
Route 666 (1) Summary

The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.

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s05e24 / Route 666 (2)

6th May '91 - 12:00am
Route 666 (2) Summary

The Bundys and the D'Arcys face the effects of greed as they discover a gold mine in the desert.

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s05e25 / Buck the Stud

20th May '91 - 12:00am
Buck the Stud Summary

A man offers the Bundys ,000 if they allow Buck to breed with his dog.

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