Rumi, once they grow down there, they leave your head. I'm sorry son. It's time for you to grow up. You will be a bald man by high school.

No.1 Happy Family USA Season 1 Episodes...

• s01e01 - NINE TEN
• s01e02 - #1 VIGIL MOURNERS!
• s01e03 - WE ARE NOTHING!
• s01e04 - EGYPT IS ON THE PHONE!
• s01e05 - VERY GOOD HATE CRIME!
• s01e06 - DAUGHTER PRESIDENT!
• s01e07 - INSHALLAH PUBES!
• s01e08 - A SLEEPOVER WITH MR. PRESIDENT!

No.1 Happy Family USA Show Summary

An exploration of the experiences of a Muslim-American family that must learn how to code-switch as they navigate the early 2000s: a time of fear, war, and the rapid expansion of the boy-band industrial complex.