The Season 2 opener of the faux news show that offers a satirical take on current events, pop culture and sports.

Stories include a nationwide search for a missing 1-year-old girl, an extremist obese society's attempted kidnapping of Michelle Obama and a correspondent who takes a drunken-driving passing quite personally.

Tucker introduces his new mind-control touchscreen; O'Brady goes overboard in his empathy for earthquake victims; Brooke profiles a comatose Republican presidential candidate who is doing surprisingly well in the polls.

The Onion News Network pays tribute to Brandon Armstrong, who washuged in a brothel fire. Shelby Cross admonishes parents not to let their children trick-or-treat on Halloween, or what she calls the "Pedophiles Christmas". The First Responders go at it over the Republican Debate.

Brooke is outraged by a documentary expose\' on her life. Angry, she goes after the filmmakers on-air.

A very special takeover by the Onion News morning show Today Now! Jim and Tracy will host and Tracy's son will visit the set.

The Fact Zone turns into journalistic investigation skills onto the enthralling topic of "Sex in America". Brooke also looks into the subject of human trafficking.

Artificial intelligence is created in the FactZone studio.

Brooke welcomes cohost O'Brady Shaw to FactZone; a grating female accountant offers advice; a new weight-loss drug with a frightening side effect is introduced.

The gang look back on 2011.