Segment #1 - Bernie Mac and his driver are at a stoplight that doesn't change and Bernie eventually tells the driver to run it. The police then stop them and arrests the driver.



Segment #2 - The Ying Yang Twins are at a gate that keeps going up and back down so they can't pass courtesy of Ashton. Eventually, another driver gets mad and drives through the gate knocking it down. They then get blamed for the broken gate.



Segment #3 - Mischa and her friend Cisco are at a restuarant and while they are saying hi to someone at another table a bus boy takes their day planner. The manager fires their bus boy. Another one brings it back thinking they left so the manager yells at her for telling him the other one did it.

Segment #1 - Daddy Yankee is at a radio station for an interview and when he thinks he's off the air he says curses and people call in angry. Matt tells him he will have to pay a 3,000 fine.



Segment #2 - Kelly Monaco parks in a restricted area and gets her vehicle towed. The crew switches her car and after telling her she has to pay 6, her car slips off the tow truck and gets smashed.



Segment #3 - Sophia Bush is at a restaurant with Brittany Snow and another friend. Brittany wants to show Sophia a picture and leans over, knocking her drink onto Sophia and backs her chair into a waiter knocking Matt into a lobster tank and breaking it.

Segment # 1 - David Boreanaz and his wife Jamie are at a restaurant and after taking a bite of salad his wife finds a piece of glass and her mouth starts bleeding.



Segment #2 - Kristin Cavalleri gets her door slammed into by Matt who starts kicking and spitting on Frankie's car. Frankie then takes a golf club and breaks Matt's windows, windshield, etc. The police arrive and when Kristin is in tears its over.



Segment #3 - Terrell Owens lends a helping hand by moving a bunch of elderly folk away from an overturned bus. An attorney tells him he is liable for it.

Segment #1 - Kristen and her boyfriend find a dog and try to save it but run into the owner who accuses her of taking it and that she steals dogs all the time and tries to re-sell them.



Segment #2 - Bam Margera and Ryan are at a liquor store that gets robbed. Bam tries to find out why Ryan's taking so long and the police arrive. They tell him to call Ryan and he tells them that there are 4 guys inside.



Segment #3 - Amber Valletta sees a guy choking and she finally decides to help by hitting him on the back. Matt performs the heimlich. He accuses her of pushing him away. Will asks if anyone wants to press charges and the guy tells her its a hate crime.

Segment #1 - Neve and a friend are at a restaurant when a little boy shows up and says he's lost. Matt comes back and puts him in the van but the actual soccer player shows up and the dad is freaking out when Matt once again returns and they start blaming him for taking the wrong kid.



Segment #2 - The driver for Mike walks away and a kid riding a stolen bicycle flips over the vehicle and two other kids start beating him and take off. Matt keeps telling the cops he did it and they arrest him.



Segment #3 - Danny sees a truck carrying stereo equipment and loses some of it and a kid tries to take some but Danny won't let him. Matt comes back and thinks Danny is the one trying to steal it. When the kid tries again, Danny freaks out and Ashton arrives and Danny gives him a kiss.

Segment #1 - Ellen and her fiancee Chris go to a restaurant and the waitress keeps complimenting him and when they give her the tip she brings out a dessert and can see her sister's baby in Florida. Ellen asks her how much it was and she tells them it was 0. He tells her to keep it.



Segment #2 - Shaun White is at a photo shoot and during the break he starts flying a remote controlled helicopter which dives into a conduit box and explodes. He gets blamed for causing the electricity to go out in the whole park.



Segment #3 - Serena Williams returns and passes the punking to her sister Venus. They are taking photos with people who were injured in an accident. Will says he's faking it because he just wanted to meet Venus. The guard picks up the wrong guy and Will says he wasn't faking it.

Segment #1 - Justin goes to a restaurant and meets two under age girls and one of them has an ex-boyfriend named Justin. He buys them drinks and the manager finds out. He fires the waitress and the father arrives and blames Justin who says he's never met them before.



Segment #2 - Macy Gray has a music studio academy and they tell her there's black mold in the building. A woman says that her son has been sick and that she doesn't want to enroll him there. After reading the paperwork she finds out it wasn't her address.



Segment #3 - DJ Qualls and Telisha from the Pussycat Dolls enter a restaurant and the hostess tells them to come in but end up ruining a surprise birthday party. After dropping the balloons and confetti, Matt tells them to put the balloons back. Will comes in and after an argument he asks them if they want to stay for the party.

Segment #1 - Sean Paul runs into a blind woman who lost her see dog and when Sean tries to help her a guy on a scooter runs into her. A by-stander asks him why she's on the ground and accuses him of knocking her down.



Segment #2 - Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy thinks he's going to be presenting presents to kids of Katrina but when the guy on the train tells him to slow it down the lever gets stuck causing the train to go off its tracks knocking the stage down. They tell him he's ruined Christmas for the kids, they tell him to apologize to them.



Segment #3 - Pretty Ricky's Baby Blue is at a hotel and after they leave the room for awhile they come back to find the room a complete mess. Some of his stuff is missing. The manager calls for the bell-hop who swears he didn't do anything.