Frank and Principal Pearson start reviewing security camera footage to try and figure out who is stealing cleaning products from a supply closet, in the process learning many of the teachers' secrets. Deb is ordered to coach a school kickball team, made up of students whose parents have lied to them about their athletic abilities. Meanwhile, Mary Louise tries to train AJ in the proper procedures for raising and lowering the American flag.
Written by and starring acclaimed comedy troupe The Katydids, Teachers shows their hilariously warped perspective as six elementary school teachers trying to mold young minds, even though their own lives aren't really together.