The Conners
Season 5

s05e01 / Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double

22nd Sep '22 - 12:00am
Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double Summary

In an effort to save money, newlyweds Darlene and Ben and Jackie and Neville head off on their joint honeymoon, where their cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway. Elsewhere, Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose head off for a night at a waterpark, where Harris and Mark bond in an unexpected way as Mark copes with the news that his ex-boyfriend is dating someone else.

442 have watched this episode

s05e02 / Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much

29th Sep '22 - 12:00am
Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much Summary

Jackie moves in with Neville and discovers that being newlyweds produces new problems when Neville shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office. Meanwhile, Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.

433 have watched this episode

s05e03 / Driving, Dating and Deceit

6th Oct '22 - 12:00am
Driving, Dating and Deceit Summary

Mark is anxious to get his driver's license when a job opportunity presents itself across town. Darlene attempts to teach him to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help. Meanwhile, Harris meets a new guy online, whom Becky recognizes from her past.

439 have watched this episode

s05e04 / Parent Traps and Heart Attacks

13th Oct '22 - 12:00am
Parent Traps and Heart Attacks Summary

When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.

435 have watched this episode

s05e05 / A Little Weed and a Bad Seed

20th Oct '22 - 12:00am
A Little Weed and a Bad Seed Summary

Problems arise on Beverly Rose's first day of kindergarten, and Becky and Darlene have a disagreement that leads to further turmoil. Elsewhere, Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan's back pain.

433 have watched this episode

s05e06 / Book Bans and Guillotine Hands

27th Oct '22 - 12:00am
Book Bans and Guillotine Hands Summary

It's Halloween at the Conners', and Dan encourages the family to decorate the house. When everyone is feeling too busy and overwhelmed to help, Becky tries to take matters into her own hands. Meanwhile, Harris takes a stand on an issue that ruffles a few feathers in Darlene's new neighborhood.

427 have watched this episode

s05e07 / Take This Job and Shove It Twice

3rd Nov '22 - 12:00am
Take This Job and Shove It Twice Summary

Darlene receives a promotion at her company, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it's cracked up to be. Meanwhile, when Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an opportunity arises to work with Jackie at the Lunch Box.

431 have watched this episode

s05e08 / Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries

17th Nov '22 - 1:00am
Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries Summary

It's Thanksgiving at the Conners and Jackie must come to terms with her mother, Beverly, becoming ill. Meanwhile, Darlene is on the job hunt which proves to be more difficult than anticipated.

427 have watched this episode

s05e09 / Crumbs and Couch Surfers

1st Dec '22 - 1:30am
Crumbs and Couch Surfers Summary

Darlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules. Meanwhile, Harris welcomes a guest at Dan and Louise's.

417 have watched this episode

s05e10 / The Dog Days of Christmas

8th Dec '22 - 1:00am
The Dog Days of Christmas Summary

The holidays are approaching and Dan meets his mother-in-law for the first time. Elsewhere, Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.

428 have watched this episode

s05e11 / Two More Years and a Stolen Rose

12th Jan '23 - 1:00am
Two More Years and a Stolen Rose Summary

The passing of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie's high school brings old classmates together. Elsewhere, Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favor.

423 have watched this episode

s05e12 / Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past

19th Jan '23 - 1:00am
Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past Summary

Darlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky's boundaries in the house. Elsewhere, Dan accuses Jackie of losing all of their home videos

421 have watched this episode

s05e13 / New Pipes and Old Secrets

9th Feb '23 - 1:00am
New Pipes and Old Secrets Summary

Darlene has issues with Dan's plumbing work in her new house. Elsewhere, Jackie tries to find a caregiver for Bev.

418 have watched this episode

s05e14 / Adding Insult to Injury

16th Feb '23 - 1:00am
Adding Insult to Injury Summary

Darlene continues her search for a new job. Elsewhere, Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.

415 have watched this episode

s05e15 / Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy

23rd Feb '23 - 1:00am
Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy Summary

Harris makes a big announcement. Meanwhile, Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.

410 have watched this episode

s05e16 / Hiding In and Moving Out

2nd Mar '23 - 1:00am
Hiding In and Moving Out Summary

Harris takes her anger out on Darlene. Elsewhere, Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.

416 have watched this episode

s05e17 / The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler

9th Mar '23 - 1:00am
The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler Summary

Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra. Elsewhere, Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.

412 have watched this episode

s05e18 / Road Trip and Guilt Trip

16th Mar '23 - 12:00am
Road Trip and Guilt Trip Summary

Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma. Meanwhile, Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.

407 have watched this episode

s05e19 / Text Thread and the Marital Bed

6th Apr '23 - 12:00am
Text Thread and the Marital Bed Summary

Louise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread. Meanwhile, Darlene tries to spice up her sex life with Ben.

409 have watched this episode

s05e20 / What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?

20th Apr '23 - 12:00am
What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding? Summary

Darlene figures out a new plan to afford Mark's college tuition. Meanwhile, Jackie and Louise try to help Becky meet a new guy.

405 have watched this episode

s05e21 / Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic

27th Apr '23 - 12:00am
Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic Summary

Neville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money. Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark.

406 have watched this episode

s05e22 / The Grad Finale

4th May '23 - 12:00am
The Grad Finale Summary

As Mark's graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father. Meanwhile, Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box.

413 have watched this episode
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